Supporting Your Boobs – The Benefits of the Right Bra

Are you sick of trying on clothes only to find that they don’t suit you?

Does a trip to the changing room always result in disappointment?

Do the clothes that fit you well still fail to wow?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you will be surprised to hear that it might not be your physique which is standing between you and the perfect look.

The problem might just be your bra!

Have You Boobed with Your Bra?

When your clothes fall short of fabulous then it could be because you have boobed with your bra. Research has shown that the majority of women are wearing the wrong size bra. Not only does an ill-fitting bra have serious health implications, it can also completely ruin your silhouette.

Grappling with Gravity

If your bust does not receive adequate support, your breasts will begin to sag. Gravity is constantly pulling them down and this will eventually weaken the breast tissue. Breasts are composed of fatty tissue which cannot be toned and any damage caused by straining them is irreparable. A bra which is too big will not support your boobs and could easily ruin your look.

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Unfortunately, sagging breasts alter your posture and your proportions, creating a less pleasing silhouette. On the other hand, if your breasts are well-supported and contoured, your entire body receives a lift, you stand up straight rather than hunching over and you will appear slimmer and in proportion. Suddenly that lovely new cocktail dress that did nothing for you looks simply amazing.

Bothersome Lumps and Bumps

Clingy and bias-cut fabrics can be particularly problematic if you have a few lumps and bumps and who doesn’t? The wrong bra will create lumps and bumps which otherwise wouldn’t have been there! If the band is too tight around your body, it will cause unsightly contours to form in your back. Cups which are too small will force your boobs to spill out in all directions and the resulting bumps will be all too obvious when you wear those clingy clothes.

You will be simply amazed at what is staring back at you in the mirror when you find a bra that fits!

But how do you do that?

Professional Bra Fitting

If most women are wearing the wrong size bra, then it clearly isn’t easy to establish the correct size. To fit properly, a bra must have the right size of band, the perfect cups and the straps must also be properly adjusted. You probably suffer from a case of wishful thinking when it comes to your cup size and your dress size and so it is all too easy to invest in the wrong bra.

A professional bra fitter will measure you accurately and will not be influenced by that wishful thinking. They will be able to measure your bust accurately and to recommend the bras which will best suit your body. A bra fitting could change everything and help you to view yourself and your wardrobe in a whole new light.

Pet Parrot Outs Adulterous Husband

Parrots possess a wonderful ability to mimic human speech. This can be enchanting and fascinating in equal measure. However, this amazing skill can also prove to be incredibly inconvenient. If you would rather that your partner doesn’t know about your affair, then don’t conduct it in earshot of your feathered friend! Your parrot might give you away.

The Adulterous Husband

A husband in Kuwait has recently found himself in hot water because of his pet parrot. The bird had heard the man’s flirtatious conversations with the housemaid and then decided to repeat them to his wife! Perhaps this was a parrot with a conscience or one which favoured the wife as its keeper! Either way, the bird had picked up on the conversations in the house and then blurted them out.

Severe Implications

This would be an amusing story if it had taken place in the western world. However, in Kuwait, adultery is illegal and so the bird’s outbursts had much more serious implications.

The wife had started to suspect her husband of cheating after she had returned home from work early one day and found him to be unnerved by her unexpected appearance. Then the parrot repeated what it had heard and the wife felt that her suspicions had been confirmed. She filed a complaint at the Hawally police station and her husband could have found himself in a great deal of trouble.

Prison and Hard Labour

Adultery is punishable by a prison sentence or hard labour in the Gulf States. But in this instance the man escaped an unpleasant fate because the prosecuting officer felt that the parrot’s evidence was not compelling and that the case against the man could not be proven. The officer believed that the bird could have heard the phrases that it had mimicked on the television.

A Parrot Reveals A Cheating Girlfriend

This is not the first time that a parrot has outed a cheat. In 2006, an English computer programmer discovered that his girlfriend was having an affair when their pet bird kept repeating “I love you Gary”! As the programmer’s name was Chris, he became rather concerned!

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The African grey’s words clearly embarrassed girlfriend Suzy and so her guilt was revealed. She eventually admitted that she was having an affair and that it was with a colleague called Gary.

Do Parrots Understand What They Are Saying?

Parrots are highly intelligent birds. Recent research has demonstrated that they do understand the meaning of some words and are not merely mimics. It is unlikely that the parrots which gave away their owners’ affairs understood what they were saying but you never know. Birds can count and respond to commands. Perhaps they also get distressed when they sense infidelity and feel the need to blurt it out.

Birds do understand what they are saying but only sometimes and certainly not enough to know when they shouldn’t say it!